ToyMan ([info]toyman) wrote,
@ 2008-05-10 01:31:00
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i know his name doesn't have an S in it, fucktard
*phone rings*
me: hello?
caller: 'ellew, ev ya got the runny woots book?
me: pardon? the runny what book?
caller: runny woots!
me: sir, i'm sorry. you're going to need to spell that for me...
caller: r-o-n-n-y... w-o-o-d-s... duntcha knew who runny woots is?!
me: please hold.
*holding*
me: okay, back. thanks for holding. if you're looking by "ronny" by ronny wood, i have one here in hand. want us to hold it for you?
caller: yeh? well, do - you - know - who - he - is?!
me: yeshe'sintherollingstonesokay? do you want this book held?
caller: no. i'll be in to pick it up later.
me: thanks for calling. have a good day.



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