ToyMan (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} toyman) wrote,@ 2008-07-18 01:50:00 |
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THE BIG PENIS BOOK
so, a new arrival at the bookstore is causing a little bit of controversy. as soon as we got a copy in stock, we slapped our "spider-wrap" anti-theft device on it, mostly to keep people from over-browsing it. it's really sad, but people do spend a lot of time snickering and guffawing in the aisle that houses the "erotic/sex instructional", books when they probably ought to be a little more mature and astute about it. (yeah, while you're laughing, your wife is rolling her eyes and thinking about that talented ex of hers...) YAY, SEX IS A JOKE!
also, as disturbing as this is, it's only a matter of time before some frustrated housewife leaves this book on the table in the kids department under a bunch of celebrity gossip and hair style mags.
so, a new arrival at the bookstore is causing a little bit of controversy. as soon as we got a copy in stock, we slapped our "spider-wrap" anti-theft device on it, mostly to keep people from over-browsing it. it's really sad, but people do spend a lot of time snickering and guffawing in the aisle that houses the "erotic/sex instructional", books when they probably ought to be a little more mature and astute about it. (yeah, while you're laughing, your wife is rolling her eyes and thinking about that talented ex of hers...) YAY, SEX IS A JOKE!
also, as disturbing as this is, it's only a matter of time before some frustrated housewife leaves this book on the table in the kids department under a bunch of celebrity gossip and hair style mags.
stay classy, america.
