ToyMan (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} toyman) wrote,@ 2008-07-25 18:53:00 |
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death race 2000
last night i had one of those "HOLY SHIT! why haven't i already seen this?!" moments when i bought death race 2000 for $5.99. it was like a mash-up of charlie and the chocolate factory, the phantom of the paradise, and a clockwork orange. so bizarre.
notes:
-our national hero is called FRANKENSTEIN, but looks like some sort of space-batman-vampire, and drives a lizard-car. WTF?
-a "HAND-grenade"?!
-"people may think yer cute, but i think yer just a big baked potatah!"
-the revolutionary leader is called thomasina paine?! gee, i wonder who they're referencing here. what a clever allusion...
-not enough martin kove.
-OMG don steele had it coming. SO HARD.
last night i had one of those "HOLY SHIT! why haven't i already seen this?!" moments when i bought death race 2000 for $5.99. it was like a mash-up of charlie and the chocolate factory, the phantom of the paradise, and a clockwork orange. so bizarre.
notes:
-our national hero is called FRANKENSTEIN, but looks like some sort of space-batman-vampire, and drives a lizard-car. WTF?
-a "HAND-grenade"?!
-"people may think yer cute, but i think yer just a big baked potatah!"
-the revolutionary leader is called thomasina paine?! gee, i wonder who they're referencing here. what a clever allusion...
-not enough martin kove.
-OMG don steele had it coming. SO HARD.
